这是我在facebook看到朋友share的。。。觉得很有意思。。分享给大家^.^
最后那句讲到很对！
you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better
chance than finding a rich fool.
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A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here.
$500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle
class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k
annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my
upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City
Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of
bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't
have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my
target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have
similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional
investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone
believes that I'm not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is
very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money" :
Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be
gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but
you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a
depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is
your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a
"trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term -
same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to
make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not
marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by
the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This
has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO
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